Friday, December 29, 2017

1 in 88 Quadrillion

Are you kidding me?  I just saw that the odds of winning both lotteries is 1 in 88 Quadrillion.  That is crazy.  Plain crazy.  Do you know how lucky I'll look in the pictures with those two checks?  One press conference or two?  Face value of $690 Million.  Next year's Christmas would look a lot different, that's all.
Well, yesterday was pretty good to me, regardless of the lottery results, as I found $14.05 at the gas station.  After giving my money to the clerk, I spotted two dollars dancing through the parking lot and caught them (windy).  Then another.  Then, I spotted one at the back of a car that was parked while the driver played with his phone and decided not to look like too much a fool and let it go.  When my pump clicked off, he drove off and then I saw a $10 bill in a small puddle where he'd parked.  I went over and claimed the $11 and also found a nickel.  Gotta be good luck, huh?
I finished off my Lucky Charms today, so time to cash in. 
Big money!  WooHoo!

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